sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

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sadstagram:

drinking things with a straw in public makes me feel so powerful like i can’t even explain it if i’m walking with my friends and drinking something with a straw while walking through a mall i feel like it says “i’m important, i’ve got things to do, i couldn’t even sit down to have this drink, watch out world”

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itssexualhour:

one time i was visiting my sister at college and there was this really hot british kid who was studying abroad and i started making out with him and one thing led to another and we ended up fucking and he was about to cum and i thought it would be really sexy to say “the british are coming” and needless to say he didnt think it was very funny

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itssexualhour:

I went to see hamlet and the guy playing hamlet was rather cute and had a lot of shirtless scenes going on and so I stared at him and tried to make eye contact until he caught my eye and I wiggled my eyebrow and he broke character and smiled and after that I would catch him glancing my way and after the play was over he came into the lobby and pulled me into his dressing room and that is how I lost my virginity to someone with his own Wikipedia page

(via hoehazza)

russelbrand:

my favorite member of 5sos is whoever has the lowest standards

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worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

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list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

(Source: boybanders, via shipperscominthru)

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

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