remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
- truly madly deeply
- one direction (2014)
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…